179- YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE W-H-E-N......

A) ...you begin dreaming of a H-O-T shower...and laugh and smile to yourself...and then open your 
     eyes...and BRAVE that C-O-L-D S-H-O-W-E-R in the pitch dark!!!
B) ...you brush your teeth and discover that you're using shaving cream!
C) ...it's DARK, really DARK, when you dine on a box of Pringles.....at noon, and get so excited!
D) ....your battery-operated 1999 radio headphone picks up only WBZ-Boston...and it's on non-stop 
     baseball games...all night!
E) ...you hear someone YELL in the middle of the street, in the middle of the night...."PLEASE!...IS THERE ANYONE 
     still out there?
F) ...what do you mean my electric shaver won't work?...how can I shave in the DARK, with
     COLD water, that I can't...see?  And how can I shave and hold a flashlight at the same time?
G) ...flashlight batteries?...c'mere batteries...I know you're in here somewhere!!
H) ...it's sooooo quiet...everywhere!
I) ...you remember, too late, that the MILK has been setting for days in your unrefrigerated refrigerator!...and you take one swig and five SPEWS!
J) ...television?  What's a television?
K) ...computer?  Like what's a computer?
L) ...."Ah...thank heavens for that 7-Come-Eleven coming in sight!....WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY HAVE CHIPS and CANNED MILK?  AND WHY CAN'T NO MORE THAN 3 CUSTOMERS COME IN AT ONE TIME?"
M) ...When it's light outside, haveta check to see if there are any birds flying around in the sky!
***N) ...my daughter's co-worker in Richmond, during hurricane, told her husband before going to sleep, to turn off the candle...or was that the light?
***O) ...Co-worker also told my daughter that she needed, before leaving for work, to use the bathroom "so that I can pee where there is still light!"